International Takeover

Hi, this is Tiph, Nicola's younger, American - dwelling sister. I have the power and authority to blog on Nicola's now, very abandoned blog. I think it's silly that all you people take myspace and facebook over blogging. It's like a metaphor for our world. No one reads books, we all go to the internet. Now, no one reads blogs, we just go to our mass produced, advertisement flooded excuses for our existence and try and find fulfillment there. Or maybe not. You never really can tell.

Anyways, I'm having a lot of fun in Southern California (or SoCal if you're in the loop, which I doubt many of the non-readers here are). I am laying the foundations for a hostile Australian takeover and as soon as the wombats are imported, the plan will be well underway. I'm also taking over their culture from the inside. The number of people that are now opting for the word "rubbish" over "trash" or "garbage" thanks to my doing is astounding. The next step is making meat pies available and wide spread. Can someone get me Mrs Mac's phone number?

I'd say comment away, but since you aren't reading this, don't bother.

Over and out.