Carnivorous sheep, the Goodies and I

I had a dream a couple of nights ago.

In this dream, I was hanging out at the Goodies house!!! Yeah :-)

Across the road was this farmer with some dogs and some sheep. These dogs were able to get over the fence into our yard, and then get back over. So were some of the sheep - only they had trouble getting back over.

One of them started biting me. We all realised that these sheep were trained to eat people, and somehow we all knew that the next morning all the sheep were going to stage a take-over of the Goodies' place and eat us.

We had to do something.

Someone suggested that we feed the sheep lots of food so they wouldn't eat us. Graeme and Bill were absolutely hopeless - they sat in the house doing nothing. Meanwhile Tim and I were out on the front lawn scattering every type of food we could find, so the sheep would eat it, and not us. All-Bran, even soap - we put it all on the front lawn. We tried to close our gates, but then one of my drama tutors from uni came along and walked through one and broke it - so we couldn't close it. We were all panicking - dawn was approaching. Then I suddenly had an idea.
"Wait a minute!" I yelled. "We don't need all this food! All we need to do is get a dog!"
Tim nearly had conniptions, he was so angry that we'd done all that work for nothing!

The sheep never came, because I woke up.
But yeah, me and the Goodies are friends now ;-)