I have the key to the chaplaincy at KG.

I have to keep it safe over the weekend.

This is not a comforting thought.

I'm sure those of you who were there for my carrying-on in the GP chap this morning will know how I feel about my own organisational (or lack thereof) skills.

WHY ARE THE MISSIONARIES TRUSTING ME WITH THE KEY?!?!?
FURTHERMORE, WHY ARE THEY TRUSTING ME TO GET THERE AT 7.30AM ON MONDAY?!?!

I have been assigned a mission.

I will not fail. :-|

Corporal Nicola, reporting for duty.