That bald frog with a wig.....

Once upon a time, there was a bald frog.

*The audience gasps in shock, amazement and horror*

But it's okay!! Because it had a wig.

*The audience sighs a long sigh of relief*

*Big dramatic music - C#11 (no 3rd), G7, C9*

The end.

heh heh heh heh heh