Groovy Toilet Paper

Nicola Colledge

CHORUS
It’s okay
I’ve got groovy toilet paper now
It’s okay
I’ve got groovy toilet paper now
It’s okay
I’ve got groovy toilet paper now

VERSE 1
I wake up in the morning
And I’ve gotta go to school today
I try to fake sickBut I have to get up anyway
I’m feeling depressed
Until I open the door
And then I discover
What I didn’t know before…..

CHORUS

I step right off the bus
And I try to look cool
But who am I kidding
Come on this is school

I’m feeling depressed
Until I open the door
And then I discover
What I didn’t know before…..

CHORUS 2
It’s okay
School has groovy toilet paper now
It’s okay
No more cheap and nasty paper now
It’s okay
School has groovy toilet paper now

VERSE 3
There’s a kid in my class
And I think his name’s Burke
He’s just a psycho
And he’s going beserk

He’s feeling bad standing at the
Principal’s doorHe later discovers
What he didn’t know before…

The admin
They have groovy toilet paper now
It’s okay
It’s even got this picture of a cow
The admin
They have groovy toilet paper now

I guess today really hasn’t
Been such a bad day
Can’t wait to see the toilet paper
We’ll get on Friday

I’m feeling fine
Until I open the gate
And that’s when I discover
Toilet paper’s what I hate…..

My house
It’s been groovy toilet-papered now
My house
It got groovy toilet-papered now!
My houseIs sporting a picture of a cow, and a spider and a sheep and a whale and a dolphin and a Rudolph and a jetski and a clock and a table and John Howard and a Christmas tree with decorative lights and it’s stretchy…..

Which is the kind of toilet paper that I really like, cos it’s not like those cheap, nasty brands that feel like sandpaper and read ‘100% recycled’ which makes you wonder where it’s been previously and what the brown bits in it are.